Hilarious Geoff Shreeves jokes

Following Sky Sports reporter Geoff Shreeves' post-match interview with Chelsea defender Bransilav Ivanovic, where he informed him he would not be playing in the Champions League final after his booking in the semi final win over Barcelona, we trawled the net looking for Shreeves jokes. Click the arrow to see a couple of picture gags, too.

@WestwoodLee: “Geoff Shreeves has just been on the phone telling me I've never won a major!”

Geoff Shreeves: "We've got Shaun Wright-Phillips here. Shaun, great goal today. What does it feel like to be adopted?"

“Geoff Shreeves is in the Barcelona dressing room informing each player individually that they won't be playing in the final”

“Apparently Gary Neville wasn't cheering Torres' goal last night – Geoff Shreeves had just told him John Terry was seen heading out the ground with his wife”

“Geoff Shreeves to accompany a girl, scarecrow & lion on journey down a yellow brick road in search of Emerald City. The man needs a heart”

“Geoff Shreeves has just told a Storm Trooper those were the droids he was looking for”

“Reports suggest that Geoff Shreeves is now heading to primary schools to tell children their goldfish are dead”

Check out Sky Sports' pitchside reporter breaking the news toBranislav Ivanovic as well as our take on his view ofJohn Terry's red card.