Danny Welbeck’s FIFA 12 Euro 2012 scouting report: Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo, Heskey

Danny Welbeck revealed that his knowledge of Sweden striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic comes from seeing him play in console games. "I really watch the Premier League," said Welbeck, when asked how much he'd seen of AC Milan's Ibrahimovic. "But on video games and consoles if you've got Ibrahimovic on your team you're not sad."

With that in mind, talkSPORT can now exclusively reveal Danny Welbeck's Euro 2012 scouting report…

Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Danny Welbeck says: "Ibrahimovic is a great player, but he is prone to punching team-mates immediately after kick-off"

Cristiano Ronaldo
Danny Welbeck says: "Ronaldo took everyone by surprise when he puckered up to Anders Lindegaard"

Mario Balotelli
Danny Welbeck says: "Mario is an expert at ballsing up ridiculous trick shots in one-on-one situations"

Mesut Ozil
Danny Welbeck says: "Epic Ozil face lolz"

Emile Heskey
Danny Welbeck says: "He's not at Euro 2012, but on this evidence he should be called up immediately to replace me. POWERHOUSE!"

DISCLAIMER: While Danny Welbeck did indeed say he rates Ibrahimovic based on his game rating, the rest of this article is merely a joke. Except for the Heskey bit - he is the powerhouse.