Chelsea fans want Rafa to stay plus Sir Alex and Mancini’s secret meeting and more comedy news updates

In our exclusive spoof news bulletin, we bring you all the important headlines including Sir Alex Ferguson and Roberto Mancini's secret exchange caught on camera, as the Premier League run-in reaches boiling point.

There's a little confession from Ashley Cole's ex-missus, Cheryl, and some rather surprising footage of Chelsea's away supporters. 

Keep watching until the end to see a rib tickling clip of Mike Ashley working out on holiday in Benidorm!

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