First picture of Joe Kinnear and Alan Pardew’s lunchtime meeting?

In an exclusive interview with talkSPORT, Joe Kinnear - Newcastle United's incoming Director of Football - infamously referred to the Toon's French midfielder Yohan Cabaye as 'Yohan Kebab'.

Continuing the theme, Kinnear also skewered suggestions that Alan Pardew would be replaced as Toon manager and revealed that he will be meeting him for lunch today.

The picture above, is what we imagine their lunchtime date will look like.

Wonder how Kinnear sees Kebab playing alongside Moussa Shish-soko?

Listen to the full Joe Kinnear interview on talkSPORT.co.uk