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Mirko Dickhaut?

Dickhaut is currently manager of lower German league side Hessen Kassel and former footballer, who enjoyed four years at Frankfurt and five with Bochum. ?

Igor Shitov?

Belarus defender who currently plies his trade in the Belarusian Premier League at FC BATE. Shitov was part of the national team that beat France 1-0 in Paris during the 2012 Euro qualifiers.

Fabian Assmann?

Attracted interest from Chelsea last year as a result of his displays in goal for Argentinian outfit Independiente but judging by his missus (below), his name isn't quite so appropriate. And with John Terry in your side it's probably a good thing.

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Stefan Kuntz

Former Germany striker who was part of the victorious Euro '96 winning side and now chairman of Bundesliga team Kaiserslautern. Nice one, Kuntz.

??Chiqui Arce?

Turned out for his country, Paraguay 61 times and played in two World Cups - in 1998 and then again in 2002.

?Argelico Fucks

The defender's move from Brazilian side Palmeiras to Benfica was a gift to headline writers the world over when he switched in 2001. Every time we read 'Fucks off to Benfica' we giggle ever so loudly.

And we're sorry to inform you that Ars Bandeet appears to be an urban myth despite what Wikipedia says.