Best Twitter gags from the transfer window deadline day!

Half of the joy during transfer window deadline day are the gags which come wizzing through on the talkSPORT Twitter and txt machine (yes we do have a special one).

We've selected some of our favourites below...

@hinchy1983
Breaking transfer news!! Sir Alex Ferguson states Howard Webb is not for sale at any price

@willysnipes
BREAKING NEWS: Pepe Reina has agreed terms with Suarez to become Liverpool's next no.1 goal Keeper.

@S_h_a_y_n_e_B
Emile Heskey spotted in Newcastle, although reports suggest he was aiming for Middlesbrough.

@Darrenprembet
Shellsuits, Lonsdale, La Coq Sportif & now Andy Carroll... Mike Ashley has been flogging over priced goods to scousers for years

@StandardPro
Emile Heskey spotted in Newcastle, although reports suggest he was aiming for Middlesbrough RT @Smido11 @JohnBishop100

@adsharris 

Nicklas Bendtner tried to leave the club on transfer deadline day but missed the door

 @neil230467  
So if Liverpool buy Louis Suarez and Andy Carroll, this means they'll have Lou & Andy up front. Yeah I know.

@dave0wens
BREAKING NEWS: Torres to chelsea deal breaks down as John Terry fails to agree terms on Torres's wife

@Namlall
Fernando Torres in a helicopter, Andy Carroll in a private jet & Charlie Adams on a donkey on Blackpool beach<< hahaha

@paulcooper02

What will happen to AC's curfew if he moves to Liverpool, does it mean that Nolan will have to move too?