What should Mike Ashley spend the Andy Carroll transfer money on?

As you were enjoying your Friday, we asked our facebook fans the following question: Just what should Mike Ashley spend that £35 million on?

And here is a selection of the many responses (some not quite so suitable for re-print!)

Steve Blacklock: 'Keep it and go enjoy himself at the casino.. Keep up the good work Mike..'

Nick Jordan: 'buy the mackems,he'll get 34.9 million in change!!!'

Rhys Gregory: 'Making sure that sports direct actually has something in stock , might be a good idea !!!!!'

Alex St Anton: 'Buying a 'sorry' card for chris hughton'

Steve Fender: ‎'1st class rail ticket down south (single ticket!)'

Ian Lindsay: 'a gastrick band and a gym'

Steve Davis: 'Paul Konchesky David Ngog and a diet plan'

Julian Joolsyboy Evans: '‎35m he could buy ant and dec and play them up front'

Darren Brown: 'Elmander, Carlton Cole, Lescott & Charlie Adam. (Sol Campbell, Perch, Alan Smith, Leon Best could be pushed out to make room) Gosling and ben arfa back next season with that bunch in would make a powerful team.'

Simon Sweeney: 'Gaffa tape to sick over derek llambias's mouth.'